I'm not gonna talk about the fact that I woke up late again today!!! Holy Cow man my alarm has become a useless piece of poooooooo........ Thank goodness there is some sort of alarm clock built into me own body, albiet one that likes the snooze button ;) Today I woke up ever so softly thinking, "hmmm wonder if it's close to 3:30am yet?" So I rolled over and looked at my phone. "SHIT!" It was 4:30am, which means it was 4:45am shala time, which is exactly when my arse is supposed to be putting my mat down on the floor and starting my sun salutations... I thought for a second that maybe I should not go, not show my face late...Then I decided that I didn't care if Sharath called me out for being late, I needed my practice today man...So I jumped up and got out the door and to the shala as quickly as my feet could carry me. And wouldn't you know that when I arrived there was only one spot left, right by the front door, and it just so happened that Sharath was walking from the office to the stage to do the opening mantra - and he used my spot as a path! Now he didn't say a word to me, and I feel as though he must understand these things you know - but he also didn't help me with one single posture today - as if to say, "I am not speaking to you today Krista!" I can handle that, after all I definitely deserve it! But I will tell ya that I still had a ROCKIN practice today - so good in fact that I could barely muster the energy to walk back to my house from the shala.....ahhhhh how sweet ;)
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My mom always sends me these forwards - some are really inspirational, some really sweet, some really funny, and some are - well - just - like this one ;)
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets The cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
